ted
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omega..savoy bentGuess I'm stuck with an Omega #37L, and a Savoy #67. Is there an offer? May be a bit grumpy, but......
A new car would be wonderful, but know better. Don't smoke bents, so make an offer. Y'alls call........
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Sir Duke
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Re: omega..savoy bent | ted wrote: | Guess I'm stuck with an Omega #37L, and a Savoy #67. Is there an offer? Maybe a bit grumpy, but......
A new car would be wonderful, but know better. Don't smoke bents, so make an offer. Y'alls call........ |
How'd ya get stuck with them there pipes?
I rather smoke bents.
I got a bigass billiard made Blakemar Briars, Rusticated, I'd trade ya for. Its a good hinkin pipe! Michael is a true craftsman. I was gonna stoke it up this weekend, but I'll hold off til I hear from ya. I'll take a pic tonight if interested.
I could sweeten the deal with some tobacco as well.
Oh, and my first born child *
Tom
* NOTE: he's 14 now so you'll need to put him though college in 4 years. He eats more than your cows, and is smells worse. Answers to "Eric" when he answers at all. He's a good kid and a great cook!
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If SD fails to come through, contact me ted. I'll pay top $ for those pipes, and I won't burden you with another pipe.
Or another child.
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ted
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SIR DUKE....Dr.B....I don't want money, and I'd love to take Eric, even though He' ll be going to UNC-Wilmington..........
Reconsideration.....OK, I'll take him, only if he can survive on 'MATERS, AND "TATERS.......till college starts.....UNC-Wilmington is the FINEST "ocean" University on the east coast.
Yea! Send him on......He'll love it here....Acres and Acres to wander over....Trees, Catfish, Cows, Hay, Eagles and hawks.....Foxes, Coyotes, and Mink...and the prettiest girls in the universe.......That from "an old dude", who knows!
Sorry, I'm "off topic", but Maybe I'll be forgiven....ted...
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drbridges
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Better to send him the money, SD. ted will take Eric and make him into someone great and substantial and you will be kicking yourself in the old retirement home for ever letting go of him.
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ted
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Sir Duke......I'll swap the Omega, and the Savoy bent (It's not what you'll expect.....more plain than fancy) plus two Grandchildren....for ONE PIPE THAT YOU'VE MADE.
Even up, and I'll even remove the Grandchildren....If that's a problem.
Ain't worried about Eric, If he shows up one day, I'll take him in, like he was "my own".
Remember Uli? My daughter spent a summer with Uli, Mila, Christian, and Alexander, sailing the Mediterainnain, and staying on Elba. Eric will GET the same hospatility..sans boat.
To swap, or not to swap, that is the question? Whether it is nobler in mens minds.................you got it ......ted......
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Gig
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I'm sorry for all your inconvience Ted.
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ted
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GIG. ABSOLUTELY.....NOT A PROBLEM.....Just wish I could have gotten another Westbrook for your collection .Especially this one. We tried.
Guess it was better for DAVID64 to sell it for $20.00 than to swap it for $50.00. I'm just an old "hillbilly", but it seems like a "no brainer" to me. Maybe Illinois is "different". What am I missing?
GIG, we'll find something else. Just costs $22.00 to ship to you "priority". I've got a golfing buddy that says he'd pay that to watch 2 bugs F***. Maybe
BIG bugs.......regards ..ted
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Sir Duke
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This house sure gone crazy.
Ted: Final offer
Take Dr Bridges Money.
I'll make you a pipe.
And all will be well.
(I'll keep Eric, my wife but maybe you take the hound...)
Dudes, I got more pipes than I can shake a fist at. Was just trying to bail out the ole timer not that he needs bailing out but I thought it was "the right thing."
I don't need more pipes!!!!
To summarize: DRB sends USS to ted. I send ted pipe tied to the collar of my pup. Shipping will be free that way but she might loose the trail if it snows. . .
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ted
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Yea, Sir Duke......Back to sanity....I was just aggravated at something that I should have forseen.
I really want a pipe that you have made. I'm saying REALLY WANT a pipe from you. Don't have anything special to give you for it. Whenever you have time . I'd just be deeply indebted.
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